Members wanted... The All Over the Shop Choir...
Can you - sing Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass, preferably all within the same verse?
Can you - when you can't remember the actual words, convincingly fluff around, emote and make weird vocal noises that imitate singing?
Can you - dance like a dork, completely out of rhythm with what you're actually singing, but nevertheless keep swinging those hips?
Can you - make mistakes in 2 out of 13 songs, but manage to ensure no-one in the audience notices?
Can you do all of these things and still have a ripsnorting, ripper of a time?
Can you - when you can't remember the actual words, convincingly fluff around, emote and make weird vocal noises that imitate singing?
Can you - dance like a dork, completely out of rhythm with what you're actually singing, but nevertheless keep swinging those hips?
Can you - make mistakes in 2 out of 13 songs, but manage to ensure no-one in the audience notices?
Can you do all of these things and still have a ripsnorting, ripper of a time?
If this sounds like you, Miss Frou Frou and Miss La De Da, Choir Leaders
are recruiting for the All Over the Shop Choir...
experienced singers need not apply!
are recruiting for the All Over the Shop Choir...
experienced singers need not apply!
5 comments:
I can sing solo...so low over the hill that you can't hear me and probably don't want to lol. I can sing in the shower and driving my car on long trips...all the notes are perfect...to me anyway. :)
where?
Hey you look great! Whichever one of those choir singers you are...
Just started choir myself last night. I always miss it so much.
Scorpy.. sounds like our kind of singer.. welcome aboard!
Ann - this is all tongue in cheek... the thought of me as a choir leader is mind boggling!
Julia - I'm the little, fat, red/brown haired girl with the sun in her eyes... does that help?
Rhian - I'm here... just lots of late nights and frazzled brain making it hard for me to put a sentence together!
You DO look great!
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